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Lindsay Perigo
Lindsay Perigo

The Politically Incorrect Show - 02/02/2000

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Good afternoon, Kaya Oraaa & welcome to the Politically Incorrect Show on the free speech network, Radio Pacific, for Wednesday February 2, proudly sponsored by Neanderton Nicotine Ltd, the show that says bugger the politicians & bureaucrats & all the other bossyboot busybodies who try to run our lives with our money; that stands tall for free enterprise, achievement, profit, & excellence, against the state-worshippers in our midst; that stands above all for the most sacred thing in the universe, the liberty of the human individual.

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For nine years they lied, stole & tyrannised. They are among the most loathsome of life-forms in the country. The sheeple finally threw off the yoke of them, but replaced them with life-forms just as low. Now they are re-grouping.

Item: "National Party MPs have ensconced themselves in the Waipuna Conference Centre in Auckland to plan their strategy for the next three years in Opposition. 'We are taking stock & making sure that National renews its links with New Zealanders from every walk of life,' said party leader Jenny Shipley - 'We intend to spend the next six months forming the views that we will offer to the public.'"

What typical weasel-words are these?! Do we take it that at the moment the National Party has no views at all & will spend the next six months figuring out ruses & ploys to seduce the sheeple back? Well isn't that the way they've always operated? No question that they might take this opportunity to repair to their constitution, reiterate what it commits the party to - free enterprise & individual liberty - & start developing policies consistent therewith. Not on your Nixonian Nelly! That would be tantamount to acting on principle, & we most certainly can't have that.

Personally, I think the National Party should start over with an apology to the nation. They should apologise for being the National Socialist Party. They should apologise for spawning such reptiles as Sir William Bubonic Birch & sending him on his way with $600,000 of your money & a knighthood. They should apologise for letting him turn the IRD into the Trirds, a legal organised crime gang who drove people to suicide. They should apologise for not overturning the GST, the provisional tax regime, the Fringe Benefit Tax & other abominations brought in by their Labour predecessors to whom they were supposed to be opposed. They should apologise for allowing the unleashing of apartheid to proceed unabated, for the hypocrisy of Sir Douglas Graham, Lord Montrose of Drury, who protested against this in opposition but then proceeded to rim the rectums of every white pseudo-mordi cunning enough to lay a guilt trip on him - at your expense. They should apologise for proceeding with the introduction & implementation of the RMA, which destroyed private property rights in this country, & for adding a touch of their own which has just come into effect - spot fines for alleged violations of District Plans. They should apologise for this & other instances of overturning the principle of innocent until proven guilty. They should apologise for National ID cards, for making the commitment on our current drivers' licences a lie, for turning our police into revenue-gatherers, for giving them powers to arbitrarily detain. They should apologise for being prohibitionists, obsessively persecuting tobacco & marijuana smokers, treating a personal choice as a crime & treating real crimes leniently. They should apologise for their insufferable born-to-rule arrogance. They should apologise for a million things. They should apologise for being swinish filth.

They won't, of course, because they ARE swinish filth. Here's the clincher: First word out of Waipuna is that they will court the Green vote in their search for a New Look. The party of free enterprise will court the votes of troglodytes. Did I seriously entertain for a fraction of a milli-second the slightest hint of an intimation of a flickering of a glimmering of a suggestion of a possibility that they might repair to principle?

Politically Incorrect Show, beating the bastards back - 309 3099.

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