The Politically Incorrect Show - 01/07/1999

Music - Die Fledermaus

Good afternoon, Kaya Oraaa & welcome to the Politically Incorrect Show on the free speech network, Radio Pacific, for Thursday July 1, proudly sponsored by Tuariki Tobacco Ltd, the show that says bugger the politicians & bureaucrats & all the other bossyboot busybodies who try to run our lives with our money; that stands tall for free enterprise, achievement, profit, & excellence, against the state-worshippers in our midst; that stands above all for the most sacred thing in the universe, the liberty of the human individual.

Music up, music down!

Excrement! The news is full of it this morning. Crap, crap & more crap. The pseudo-mordi gravytrain Tribunal saying the government shouldn't sell any more radio frequencies & that pseudo-mordi should be compensated for frequencies already sold. Pseudo-mordi snouts in the public trough yet again. The payout by Auckland ratepayers of $389,000 to the chief executive of the former Auckland Regional Services Trust - his compo for the disbanding of the trust. Another snout in the public trough. I wonder if he thought of suing for hurt feelings as well? Socialist tax-lovers picketing against free trade in favour of that particular type of taxation we call tariffs. NaZis On Air, swilling in the public trough, bleating that there aren't enough locally-made programmes on television - bet we know where that one is heading! The Trirds, our locally-made legal organised crime gang, driving another victim to the brink of suicide, taking his house, ruining his career, driving him to insanity. The Treasurer, Bloodsucker Bill English dithering over whether to let us have some more of our own money back. A member of the Flat Earth Society protesting against pamphlets reassuring customers about genetically modified foods. Some wet do-gooder denying Bob Jones his right not to wear a seat belt. And on & on. God, what a nation of snivelling, pathetic, Nanny State bedwetters.

Thank God for Howard Morrison - the one ray of light & laughter in this morning's oh so po-faced Daily Marxist - & his Politically Incorrect jokes at the Apec meeting. The one about Maoris paddling down from India & tossing the gay boys overboard because "you have to be able to trust the fellow behind you in the canoe." Or: "I told them Abel Tasman didn't like us because we ate his crew. But we gave up eating people when we tasted our first English missionary & that's why we still poke out our tongues today."

MAD LAUGHTER

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