The Politically Incorrect Show - 13/07/1999

Music - Die Fledermaus

Good afternoon, Kaya Oraaa & welcome to the Politically Incorrect Show on the free speech network, Radio Pacific, for Tuesday July 13, proudly sponsored by Tuariki Tobacco Ltd, the show that says bugger the politicians & bureaucrats & all the other bossyboot busybodies who try to run our lives with our money; that stands tall for free enterprise, achievement, profit, & excellence, against the state-worshippers in our midst; that stands above all for the most sacred thing in the universe, the liberty of the human individual.

Music up, music down!

I see my sponsor, Messiah Tuariki, has had another surge of the salvationist urge. Racial discrimination is rampant in government departments, he proclaims, & so quotas should now be imposed mandating minimum numbers of Maori & Pacific Islanders employed in government departments. No Germans, of course, need apply. Ever. Especially if they're enamoured of the same substances as Son of Tuariki. But I digress. The point here is that, leaving aside the fact that most government departments should be abolished in any event, of course government departments should be colour-blind. That means they should employ on the basis of merit - nothing else. But they are already employing on the basis of colour, regardless of merit, under the Equal Employment Opportunities legislation with which they are lumbered. The statistics in this morning's Daily Marxist show the percentage of government workers who are Pacific Islanders or Maoris closely reflects their percentages of the population as a whole. And government departments are rife with other Politically Correct cultural safety programmes & other such hooey. Messiah Tuariki, in other words, has set up a straw man.

And you don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out why. Minions of the Minister of State Services, Simone d'Uptart, were quick to point out that government departments were ahead of the private sector in hiring minorities. Cue, Messiah: "Oh thank you, Ms d'Uptart for pointing that out to me. Golly gosh, we'll just have to impose race quotas on the private sector as well."

Ladies & gentleman, the smallest minority of all is the individual. The most persecuted individual in this country is the innovative go-getter who sets himself up in business, creates wealth, creates jobs & manages to make a profit in spite of Bloodsucker Bill English, the Trirds, & the rest of the parasites from the body politic who leech onto him, & in spite of the mind-numbing rules & regulations they impose on him. Mark my words, another such regulation is on the way if Messiah Tuariki has anything to do with it. It's the one that will force every private employer to be a racist - to hire on the basis of skin colour, rather than of whom he wishes to employ.

The proper response of employers would be to shut up shop & ship out, & leave the parasites & leeches to starve. Unfortunately, their ilk are everywhere, & the enterprising go-getters would encounter the same leeching & bullying as they'd left behind. So let's liberate this persecuted minority right here. Let's give this evil Affirmative Action a huge thumbs down. And let that just be the start of the removal of evil politicians & bureaucrats from all our lives. Let's start boosting unemployment right away, by abolishing unnecessary government departments altogether, rather than worrying about the skin-colour of those who inhabit them!