Lindsay Perigo
The Politically Incorrect Show - 27/07/1999
Music - Die Fledermaus
Good afternoon, Kaya Oraaa & welcome to the Politically Incorrect Show on the free speech network, Radio Pacific, for Tuesday July 27, proudly sponsored by Tuariki Tobacco Ltd, the show that says bugger the politicians & bureaucrats & all the other bossyboot busybodies who try to run our lives with our money; that stands tall for free enterprise, achievement, profit, & excellence, against the state-worshippers in our midst; that stands above all for the most sacred thing in the universe, the liberty of the human individual.
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Today I'm pleased to announce the result of the Libertarianz executive's deliberations on what to do concerning the stolen money with which we shall be financing our radio advertising during the election campaign. We accepted the stolen money because we're forbidden by Nanny State to use our own; because we are all productive people in employment among those from whom the money has been stolen; and because without the stolen money we would be deprived of the opportunity to put the case against the stealing of money & would hand that money instead to some other party or parties who SUPPORT the stealing of money. Our action, in other words, does not constitute a sanction of the stealing of money, and, however much we dislike being put in this position, we have nothing to feel guilty about or apologise for.
We did feel, however, that it would be desirable to spend some of the funds we raised independently & would otherwise have earmarked for campaign advertising on highlighting the issue of forced taxpayer funding of such advertising. How to do it? Many of you had some very worthwhile ideas, as did many of our party members. In the end, we decided to set up a trust fund to render assistance to selected victims of Nanny State's vicious evil. A hypothetical example would be Mrs Ian Mutton, whose husband was driven to suicide by the psychopaths from Inland Revenue. Start-up funds will be raised through the Libertarianz 0900 number, & the initial fund-raising will occur via a three-week advertising campaign on this programme, paid for with Libertarianz' own money, starting tomorrow. You, the listeners, will be invited to call the number & donate $5.00 to the fund. This will be your opportunity to help a victim of Big Brother brutality and at the same time send a message to the politicians about the coerced funding of their parties' advertising. When the time comes for us to use our allocation of Nanny-extracted loot, we will point out that our ads are paid for with stolen money & reiterate our pledge to draft immediately, if elected to Parliament, a private member's bill to end taxpayer funding of political parties in any way, shape or form whatsoever, including their advertising.
We will keep you up to date via this programme as to how much money has been raised & to whom it has been offered. Executors will be Deputy-Leader Emeritus Deborah Coddington, Vice-President Sally O'Brien, & one other prominent party member still to be named.
Folks, it is disgusting that you are made to put money into the coffers of political parties. All of those parties except one, however, are either, in the case of the National Socialist Party, fleecing you already in a million other ways as well, or, in the case of the opposition parties, dreaming up new ways of fleecing you should they come to power. It is desperately important that in this cacophony of cannibalism & coercion, one voice be heard that says, "We will put an end to all this."
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